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  • Josh: Well, I'm a straight shooter, I think my record's pretty clear on that.
  • Toby: Yeah.
  • Josh: I'd like to see her again.
  • Toby: Call her.
  • Josh: And ask her out?
  • Toby: Yeah.
  • Josh: No, no, cuz there's potential she says no, and then I have to move someplace where it'll never be spoken of again.
  • Toby: Yeah.
  • Josh: I need to come in under the cover of business.
  • Toby: Cuz you're a straight shooter.
  • Josh: Yeah!
mairead:

This little girl was quietly watching the stranger on her left play a game on his phone since Clark & Lake — her mom just asked him about the game and he is now letting the little girl play it herself! I love you so much, Chicago.

This is so good!

mairead:

This little girl was quietly watching the stranger on her left play a game on his phone since Clark & Lake — her mom just asked him about the game and he is now letting the little girl play it herself! I love you so much, Chicago.

This is so good!

natellite:

man if you didn’t grow up reading the berenstain bears you’re probably just a monster irl

Realtalk: The Berenstains are religious zealots and boring storytellers. But if you said Shel Silverstein I’d be down.

(via pockmarkedmoon)